1、人生8：裸体自卑的人，乱穿衣。Naked people with low self-esteem, dress up./Nude inferiority of people, mess dress.

　　2、人生23：父母给孩子，除了口粮，主要是形象，你废了么？Parents give their children, in addition to food rations, is mainly the image of you waste it?/父母给孩子，除了口粮，主要是形象，你废了么？

　　3、人生17：满脑子泪水，易成咸鱼。Head full of tears, easy to salted fish.

　　4、人生6：君子是小人装出来的你，小人是君子逼出来的。

　　5、人生1：自幼当猪至死。

　　6、人生5：有欲则刚，无志则懒。

　　7、人生24：太多教授并没有影响世界，只是影响了其他几个教授。Too many professors have no influence on the world, but only a few other professors./Too many professors did not affect the world, just several other professors.

　　8、人生21：异类大行其道，是说人类乏善可陈。Other popular, is that human lackluster./Other popular, is human.

　　9、人生20：迷恋洞，不解风情，遮了风景。Obsessed with holes, understand style, cover the landscape./Infatuated with hole, don't understand amorous feelings, the scenery.

　　10、人生16：养恶臭自绝与人民。Yang stench off from the people./A stench distance ourselves with the people.

　　11、人生19：三流编辑的命，一流编剧的梦。Third-rate editor's life, first-class writers dream./Third-rate editing life, first-class writers dream.

　　12、人生10：沙尘暴是风的权力。Sandstorm is wind power./Sandstorm is the power of the wind.

　　13、人生13：蚂蚁走的太远，回不了家。Ants go too far, can not go home./The ants go too far, can't back home.

　　14、人生27：正是这个世界很肮脏，你才有动力去寻找干净的人。It is the world is dirty, you have the power to find a clean person./It is this world is very dirty, you just have an incentive to find clean.

　　15、人生4：无力的人，只识压力。

　　16、人生22：田园一直都扮演反城市和反当代的角色。Pastoral has always been against cities and against contemporary role./The countryside has always played the role of anti - urban and contemporary.

　　17、人生12：要饭的嫌馍硬。The beggar too hard of steamed buns./Steamed beggar too hard.

　　18、人生2：洗脑只能洗了猪脑。

　　19、人生18：不和坏人来往，因为我也是。And the bad guys are not between, because I am also./With baddy, because me too.

　　20、人生28：除了上帝，人类都是会计。In addition to God, human beings are accounting./In addition to god, humans are accounting.

　　21、人生15：不是最好的人，怎能演了最好的戏？Not the best people, how to play the best play?/Not the best person, how can play the best play?

　　22、人生7：人类开始熟食后，脱掉的毛，再也长不回来。Humans began to cooked, remove the wool and long don't come back anymore./After humans began cooked, take off the hair, never grow back.

　　23、人生3：表扬不了自己，表扬祖宗，表扬不了祖宗，表扬祖国。