编者按：伍迪•艾伦语录

　　1、The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
性与爱之间的区别是性缓解紧张，而爱则引起紧张。 ----伍迪·艾伦

　　2、If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
如果上帝存在，我希望他有一个好的借口。 ----伍迪·艾伦

　　3、Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
死亡是少数几件只要躺下就能完成的事情之一。 ----伍迪·艾伦

　　4、It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
人似乎分为好人和坏人。好人睡得好一些，而坏人似乎能更好地享受醒着的时间。 ----伍迪·艾伦

　　5、I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
我不怕死，我只是不想在我死的时候在场。 ----伍迪·艾伦

　　6、When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
我被绑架后，我父母立即采取行动——他们把我的房间租了出去。 ----伍迪·艾伦

　　7、I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
我并不相信有来生，不过我还是带上了换洗的内衣。 ----伍迪·艾伦

　　8、The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
我和我老婆唯一一次同时获得高潮是在法官签署离婚文件时。 ----伍迪·艾伦

　　9、Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
性爱是你在不笑的情况下能获得的最大乐趣。 ----伍迪·艾伦

　　10、You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
如果你放弃所有让你想活到一百岁的东西，你就可以活到一百岁。 ----伍迪·艾伦